- YOU TELL ME PRISON IS VERY CUSHY.
- I WAS MAKING A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING EKE.

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

TOP-SHELF IN THIS COUNTY, NOT ABROAD.

- AYE. THAT'S GLOBAL WARMING.
- NO. THAT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

(ALAN) LET BATTLE COMMENCE.

- THANKS VEY MUCH.
- LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST, AREN'T YOU?

- ER, BEN?
- YEAH?

- ALAN, LOOK WHAT I DRAW.
- WHAT'S THAT?

I'D LIKE TO GO ROUND LEGOLAND
WITH SEAN CONNERY,

THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.

HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS JUST SAYING, I SELL KITCHENS,