9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

GO ON, LIFT IT.

THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.

AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

- HELLO, MICHAEL.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- WHAT SORT OF DOG IS THAT?
- THE SORT THE NAZIS USED ON STEVE MCQUEEN.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

IT'S FUNNIER THAN RAIN.

SINCE THE '80S.

WHEN A COWBOY FIRES A GUN,
THE BANG GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO DUCK.

- HOW'S THAT?
- YEAH, THAT'LL DO.

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

THAT CEMENT'S DRIED, SO I'LL BE OFF.

(SIGHS)