WHY THE RED ROPE AND PLASTIC FRUIT?

I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

JUST HAVING SOME HYGIENIC SNOGGING.

I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW WITH ANOTHER PRIZE.
IT'S A PIGGY BANK.

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

SO IN THE END IT WAS TELEVISION THAT KILLED HIM.

(STEVE) I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY!

RIGHT. ERROR ONE...

JAVA.

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. I'M COMING THIS AFTERNOON.

I LIKE THE EVENINGS WHEN THE LIGHTING GETS BAD.

THEY'RE ALL RUBBISH, SO TAKE YOUR PICK.

- SPLENDID AND TREMENDOUS.
- IT'S A GIRLS-ONLY NIGHT TONIGHT.

- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

- STAY THERE.
- RIGHT.