I CAN DISCONNECT IT, PUT A SCRAMBLE ON IT,
JUST KNOCK IT OUT OF THE SYSTEM.
TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.
YES, I DO. AND THE BOOKS AREN'T BEING INCINERATED,
THEY'RE BEING PULPED.
# POSSESSED YOU, I HATED YOU
- THIS IS "EINSTEIN A GO GO".
- GID. THAT'S GIT.
INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.
- DO YOU SEE ANY UPSET ZOMBIES?
- JUST THE ONE.
YOU SMILED BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE JILL
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU.
# FROM MR GOLDFINGER
- HEY, I'VE GOT ANOTHER.
- FOUR WORDS.
- WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING LIKE THAT?
- IT'S A VOICE BOX.
- LYNN, MAKE FOR THE BANQUETTE.
- THANK YOU.
LAST THING AT NIGHT AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
ONLY IT JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT SMELLY.
AND I MIGHT PUT IT ON A JAR OF PASTA.
- I'LL GET ANOTHER HALF BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
- YEAH, GO ON, THEN.
- NO, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY VOCAL CHORDS.
- YOU SOUND LIKE THE GIRL IN "THE EXORCIST".
CAN I JUST READ YOU SOMETHING
FROM "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE?
SHE MIGHT USE A WHOOPEE CUSHION
ON SOMEONE WITH M.E.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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