- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

I'LL TAKE IT.

NO OFFENCE, LYNN,
BUT YOUR LIFE IS TECHNICALLY NOT WORTH INSURING.

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

- A PIECE OF FRUIT?
- NO, THANKS.

- I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
- I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

"DRIVING MISS DAISY"!

BILL...?

OH, FORGET IT!

IT'S SIMPLY... A COCKEREL, I MEAN.
IT'S SIMPLY A WAY OF SAYING IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

I USED TO THINK, "OOH, SHE'S NICER THAN MY WIFE!"

- ADULT CHANNEL, THAT'S YOUR DIRTY MOVIES.
- NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.

AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

IT'S FAIRLY WELL CONCEALED IN CASUAL CLOTHING,
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME IN MY UNDERPANTS.

LYNN! I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.