LAST THING AT NIGHT AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
ONLY IT JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT SMELLY.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE NEWCASTLE OR THE CULTURE.

WHY NOT HAVE ME CHASED DOWN THE STREET
BY A HELICOPTER IN WET UNDERPANTS?

IT SOUNDS BAD.

NO. I'M SEEING TONY HADLEY FROM SPANDAU BALLET.

YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS HOTEL
FOR 182 DAYS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

L WILL NOT HAVE UNCLEANSED COFFEE CUPS HERE.
THE PLAGUE STARTED FROM A MALATTENDED SURFACE.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

YEAH, THEY ARE, AREN'T THEY?

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

THIS IS LOVELY, THIS.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN OLD LADY'S HAIR.

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

I SAY, "THIS IS FOR YOU, TOM!"
HE'S BEGGING US, MAN. "NO! PLEASE! DON'T!"

IT'S AN INVITATION TO MY BAPTISM.

- I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
- I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

EEEH!

AND STEAL THEIR EGGS.

PROBLEM SOLVED.