"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

- MY HOUSE? THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

HMM. OH, YES, INDEED.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON.

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

WE COULD SEE IT AT SKEGNESS.
TIMMY MALLET'S GONNA BE THERE.

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

SO, ER...

YES, I DO. AND THE BOOKS AREN'T BEING INCINERATED,
THEY'RE BEING PULPED.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

A NICE TRAY OF PLUMS THERE.

THE ANSWER IS "THE CHINESE WAY" AND LEVEL 42.

THEN ATE THE EVIDENCE.

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

- DONE.
- GREAT.

AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"

OH, MY GOD!