DOWN THE SINK.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YET I STILL GOT IN WITH YOU.

YEAH.

I'M EARNING MORE THAN YOU THINK.
I'M HEAD OF MODERN LANGUAGES.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

IF WE SET IT UP NOW,
THEN MICHAEL CAN PRESS THE BUTTON TO LET YOU GO.

NOW WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, HE IS LIKE A BIG BEAR.

YEAH. I LIKE ALL THE BANDS.

FOOT'S COME OUT OF MY SHOE.
THAT'S NOT GOING BACK IN.

OH, COME ON!

I FEEL I HAVE...HAD AND ARE...

EXCELLENT.

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.

CLIFF THORBURN IS NOT PRIMARILY A PRESENTER.

OH, LYNN!

- SHE'S A GOOD COOK.
- SHE DOES A FANTASTIC ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

HELLO?