- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

CHEERS.

(WOMAN) THAT WAS TRULY AMAZING, JUNE.

- "TOSSER"?
- NO.

- GOOD CALL.
- I REMEMBER YOU.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

I REMEMBER SEEING THE REFLECTION IN HIS EYES
JUST BEFORE I HIT IT. IT WAS TOO LATE, OF COURSE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

IT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS "BLUE PETER" FAME!

HELLO.

THE WAVES GENTLY LICKING AT YOUR FEET,

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

BETRAY ME AND THEN KISS ME.

ALAN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRADE DOWN
YOUR ROVER 800 FOR A SMALLER CAR.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHIPLASH.
- I KNOW.