IF YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING ELSE,
THEN I DON'T WANT YOU TO HESITATE TO CALL...

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

LIFT? YES.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

NO.

FIRST WORD. THE.

TRUCKFEST. IT'S COMING TO IPSWICH!

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP
FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS!

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

I'LL BE HONEST, I'M DEAD AGAINST IT.

BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A FIVE-YEAR ONE.

A FANNY.

TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF THE RUBBISH YOU PRODUCE.
TONGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO EATS TONGUE?

IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF VOODOO CANAPE.

NOW WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, HE IS LIKE A BIG BEAR.

- I'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- ONE MORE THING. HA!