(GASPING COUGH)

EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE,
BUT FROM AN EIGHT-INCH PLATE.

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

"I DON'T KNOW. I'M BEING BAPTISED."
"DOWN YOU GO AGAIN."

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

HE LIKES ME, DOESN'T HE?

DO YOU WANT ME TO SETTLE THIS BILL?

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

IN THAT CASE, I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE INVALIDATED THE WARRANTY.

HE MEANS HIS COCK!

LET ME REMIND YOU.

(HUGH) CHEERS, ALAN! WELL DONE!
(ALAN) GOOD LUCK WITH THE EDIT.

THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT. YOUR CAREER.

(GUN NOISE)

HA! YOU BASTARD!

THERE'S A RUSSIAN MAN - WITH EYEBROWS -