- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.

- ALL RIGHT?
- HELLO.

THAT'S IT. AND TO LYNN.

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

RIGHT.

LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.

JUST WANTED TO SAY YOUR COMMENTS EARLIER
ABOUT FARMERS WAS IGNORANT AND OFFENSIVE,

YES. A DOSSER AND A DWAD.

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? RELAX.

- THEY CALL NORFOLK THE RUMP OF BRITAIN.
- IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOB.

I HELP DISABLED PEOPLE SET UP BUSINESSES...

EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.

WHERE I LIVE.

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

ALAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TALK
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

(IRISH ACCENT)..WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?