"OOH, SHALL I SIT THERE OR THERE?
OOH, AM I LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE?"

"SHOESTRING", "TAGGART",
"SPENDER", "BERGERAC", "MORSE".

IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.

I, ER...

- DID YOU HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
- WELL, I RECKON THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING..

TEDIOUS, ALL THIS CONTRACT BUSINESS.

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

PURR-OPPING UP THE BAR IN HIS FICTIONAL "NIGHTCLUB".

I WEAR TOMMY HILFINGER.

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

AND WE DO THAT IN TWO AREAS -

NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.

OH, WELL, TERRIBLE REALLY.

SEE HOW I FEEL AFTER THE FISHCAKES.

I LIKE YOU AS WELL. YOU'RE PACKED IN A BIT TIGHT.

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

- CHRIS...
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.