OOH, BIT OF BUSH.

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A CAST-IRON EGG-TREE, LACQUERED.

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

THIS IS THE MAN THAT RUNS THE PLACE.
WELL, HE'S THE WORK GEORDIE.

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

I IMAGINE THAT'S A MONTH'S WAGES
TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU. HELLO?

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO POP THAT IN THE BIN?

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.

KING ROAD.

- I BOUGHT THE CHICKEN ON THURSDAY.
- CHICKEN'S FINE.

RIGHT.

HELLO, IS THAT RECEPTION?

(BARKS)

"BRITAIN HAS SOME OF THE SAFEST ROADS
IN EUROPE, BUT THIS ISN'T BRITAIN.

CORIAN IS TO MARBLE AND GRANITE
WHAT MDF IS TO WOOD.