WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

- YES.
- THERE'S A CHAP THERE WEARING JEANS.

NO, I MEAN GENERALLY.
NOT SPECIFICALLY THE TOILET.

SUSAN, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

OR WITH UNDERGARMENTS
PERHAPS MADE FROM BARK,

AND WHAT A TRAGEDY THAT ONE PERSON WHO CAN'T
BE HERE IS LYNN'S MUM, PEGGY, WHO IS DEAD.

YOU DO GET THAT, BUT YOU ALSO GET MY VOICE.

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

YET EVERYONE KNOWS
I WILL BE IN SWAFFHAM AT 3 P.M.

I WON'T KISS YOU GOODBYE.
I'LL KISS YOU LATER. AND THE REST. WHOA!

CARR. BILL CARR.

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

SORRY ABOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE.
ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGISE, DO L? BIG BALLS!

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.