- YEAH.
- YUP, THOUGHT SO.

THIS IS DAVID COPPERFIELD.

- YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE VALANCE.
- ON THE WHAT?

I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

YEAH. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

OH, RIGHT...

SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

I THINK I'D BE MORE PREOCCUPIED
BY THE FACT I WAS ENCOUNTERING A TALKING SNAKE.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

WHERE ARE YOU FROM IN IRELAND?

WHEN I MADE SOME COMMENTS ABOUT
INTENSIVE FARMING. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

HELLO.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHIPLASH.
- I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S ONLY 33.

SO THAT'S ALL FROM ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE.