(COCKEREL CROWING)
# WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR... #
HOLBEACH, PINCHBECK
TERRINGTON ST CLEMENT, THETFORD FOREST.
- COME ON IN.
- CAN WE STILL TALK ABOUT KITCHENS?
- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.
YOU COULD SIT ON HIS FACE.
THE INSOMNIAC'S BOYFRIEND, DAVID CLIFTON.
WHY THE RED ROPE AND PLASTIC FRUIT?
- ALAN, I CAN'T SEE YOU.
- NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST HOP UP HERE.
(SINGS ALONG BADLY)
# EX MARIA VIRGINAE, GAUDETE... #
MY DRUG OF CHOICE BECAME KETAMINE,
WHICH IS A HORSE TRANQUILLISER.
SIT THERE. SIT THERE.
- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.
I'M KIND OF A HOMO-SCEPTIC.
HELLO. DANTE FIRES? THROUGH THERE.
OOOH...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
HE'S STAYING WITH ME.
STOP PANICKING.
I WONDER IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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