- WHOSE IS THAT CARAVAN?
- THE BUILDERS LIVE IN THERE.

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

IT WOULDN'T BE AN EGG CUP.
IT'D BE TWO EGG CUPS AND A KIDNEY DISH.

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

YOU'VE... YOU'VE POPPED OUT AGAIN!

THERE'S A GRAVE OVER THERE THAT I SAW
THAT'S OF A MAN WHO DIED IN 1872

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.

UM... I KNOW. THERE'S A COPY OF MY BOOK
BEHIND RECEPTION. CAN YOU SEE IT?

- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

- THE THEME TUNE FROM "BLACK BEAUTY".
- IT'S BRILLIANT.

OH, NO.

TO LOOK AT YOU, YOU'D THINK
YOU'D SING LIKE AN ANGEL,

- WHAT A FUNNY STORY.
- ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

OR, AS THE AMERICANS SAY, "FI-I-IVE."

INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.