- YOU'VE GOT THE COMMON TOUCH.
- THANK YOU.

I IMAGINE THAT'S A MONTH'S WAGES
TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU. HELLO?

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, DOES SHE?

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

SLEEP IN MY TROUSERS.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A CAST-IRON EGG-TREE, LACQUERED.

DON'T FORGET TO RINSE THE BATH.
USE THE SHOWER NOZZLE TO BLAST OFF THE SCUM.

NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.

- ALL RIGHT, CHRIS!
- HELLO, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D MOVED IN.

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.

IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,

- I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS.
- RIGHT.

NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?

HELLO.

HE'S CRACKERS, MAN.