I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.
YEAH. I GOT MY HEAD DOWN ALL RIGHT.
DID YOU PULL THAT OFF ONE OF THE SHOWERS?
# LIFE, IT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME,
SO WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK
CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.
THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.
I THOUGHT HE JUST DREW PICTURES OF MICE.
NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.
- I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.
- STILL ANNOYED ABOUT THAT BOOK?
THANKS VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER", ROBERT MOON.
- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
SUE COOK'S PULLED OUT.
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.
- ON THE BUS.
- YOU TOOK THAT ON THE BUS?
OH, AYE. I'VE SEEN SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, MIND.
- I'LL GET ANOTHER HALF BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
- YEAH, GO ON, THEN.
IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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