NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

- MIKE FROM POLGRAVE, ARE YOU THERE, SIR?
- YOU IGNORANT C..

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

IT'S ABOUT THIS LOCAL FELLA WHAT USED TO BE ON TV
BUT HE WASN'T VERY GOOD, SO NOW HE'S NOT.

AAGH!

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

- MORNING.
- ALL RIGHT?

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.

- OH, YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY.
- I'M SORRY.

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

TOUCH MY THIS.

SHIT!

UNLESS I'VE GROSSLY MISREAD THE SITUATION.

- COME IN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?