WE'LL HAVE THAT PINT.

I LIKE YOU AS WELL. YOU'RE PACKED IN A BIT TIGHT.

WILL LOVER BOY BE THERE? THE EX-POLICEMAN?

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK MYSELF!

A CHEEKY CHAPPIE WHO'S STARING INTO THE ABYSS

IF WE NEED SOMEONE TO TALK
ABOUT WORKING IN A PETROL STATION, I'LL BE ONTO YOU.

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

AND IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

IT'S NOT ME. HAVE I GOT A PIERCED NAVEL?

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

SORRY. THANK YOU, LOVE. A BIT ODD!

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.

- IT'S AT HOME.
- IN AMERICA?

LOOKS LIKE A LADY, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.

THEN IT CUTS TO JAMES - ROGER MOORE -
AND, YES, HE'S WITH A LADY.

- DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?
- IT'S VERY NICE.