APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

WHO WAS THAT MAN
WHO WAS BORING ME AT THE FUNERAL?

-..IS THAT...
- NO, CUT IT!

AYE. OR MAYBE
HAVE JUST A BEEF BURGER FOR YOUR PALM.

AND JUST PROBABLY GO STRAIGHT TO BED
AND KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE.

- GRAB A SOFA.
- HERE?

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

NO. NO, IT'S DIFFERENT
IT'S CALLED A ROVER METRO NOW.

ABOUT A HUMOROUS COMMENT I MADE.

OH, THE CAVALRY. COME ON IN.

THAT'S WHY I SAID THAT.

EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE,
BUT FROM AN EIGHT-INCH PLATE.

HI.

- SHELL, ABOUT A QUARTER OF A MILE.
- HAS IT GOT A MINI-MART?

- BUT IT'S NOT.
- IT'S NOT.

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...

MY PEEPHOLE PRINGLE IS MODELLED
ON AN SAS BALACLAVA.