TELL ME YOUR NAME.

I RELEASED AN UNEXPECTED BUT POTENT GUST.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

# SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY
SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY... #

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

PARTRIDGE. YES, I'LL HOLD.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?

OK. TWO QUESTIONS. HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT
AND WHAT FLOOR'S THE RESTAURANT ON?

R-E-O SPEEDWAGON.

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

AT THE END OF THE WEEK
I'M MEETING TONY HAYERS AT THE BBC.

NO. IT WAS JUST A MR P NISHEAD.

(HUGH) WHERE DID THAT COW COME FROM?
FARMERS!

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.