(SIGHS)

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SICK ON THE ROAD.

THANK YOU FOR THE TRAVEL CLOCK.

- SHOE COVERS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE ON A WARD.

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD SQUELCHING. CAN YOU HEAR IT?

BY RANDY MCNAB!

DO YOU DENY THAT?

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "THE CRYING GAME"?

- YES, I THINK SO.
- I'D BETTER ANSWER IT.

TOUCH MY THIS.

HALF AND HALF.

ER, SUSAN? THAT'S A NICE SMELL.
IS THAT NEW PERFUME?

JUST...JUST GOING FOR A WALK!

SHE MANAGED TO WALK 4OO YARDS, HOLDING
HER HAND IN HER OTHER HAND, AND HAILED A TAXI.