- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.

- BUT IT'S ONLY A 15-MINUTE WALK.
- YES. MMM.

STOP PANICKING.

- WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS?
- BECAUSE I'VE BOUNCED BACK.

(BANG)

I'M GETTING OUT HERE.

- I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
- SO DO I.

SHE'S IN THE SPOT WHERE ME AND SONJA HAVE IT OFF.

I WANT TO DO A COUPLE OF JOKES.

WELCOME BACK TO "PRAYER WAVE"
WITH ME, TESSA MCPHERSON.

- (CROWING)
- (MAN) WHO!

- FINE.
- INCLUDING JILL.

(KNOCKING)
OH, GOOD, GREAT.

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.

- I DON'T KNOW.
- I HAVEN'T.

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?