ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THROWING UP
ALL NIGHT FOR ALL I KNOW,

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

WITH A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR.
IT WAS THE '70S. BUCKAROO.

WELL, THE "BIG IDEA"
IS THAT WE WANT TO PRODUCE A SHOW

- UNLEADED.
- MINE'S DIESEL.

TODAY IS PURELY
A STRAIGHTFORWARD RANDOM INVESTIGATION.

UM, I WANT TO GO AND TALK TO HIM OVER THERE.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

COUPLE OF STRAWS, NO PROBLEM.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

HE'S SURROUNDED BY BOUNCERS.

- "AND A BITTY BIT OF RED INDIAN BOY."
- # AND SOMETHING ELSE IN GEORDIE #

- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

HERE'S BRIAN AND MICHAEL.