- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.
GLENMORANGIE?
OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.
- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.
(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #
- DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR PUFFS?
- THAT'LL BE NICE.
I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.
SO JUST TO REMIND YOU OF...
WE COULD SEE IT AT SKEGNESS.
TIMMY MALLET'S GONNA BE THERE.
SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.
SOMETIMES I USED TO LIKE SITTING HERE LIKE THIS...
WAITING FOR SONJA.
A SONG THERE ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. DOESN'T
GIVE HER SURNAME. MUST GIVE HER A CALL.
WHAT'S THE NEXT BIT?
(COCKEREL CROWS)
- A-HA!
PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE
CALLED DAN THE DAGGERMAN FROM DAGENHAM.
- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.
AS I'M SURE YOU ARE, SIR.
HELLO, SUSAN. JUST CLOCKING THE NAME TAG THERE.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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