THE "DAILY MAIL"?
ARGUABLY THE BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD.

IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.

- ARE YOU SACKING ME? YOU ROTTEN SHIT!
- YOU'RE A ROTTEN SHIT, TOO. GET YOUR COAT!

THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHERE THE IDIOT LIVES.

DO YOU WANT A MINT?

VERY CLEVER MEN.
BOTH VERY CLEVER MEN, BUT I DON'T TRUST THEM.

- ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE AN OFFER?
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.

L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

- I'VE GOT YOU ALL A PRESENT.
- TA, AL.

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

AND PRESS ON YOUR CHEST
WHAT YOU'RE TYING TO SAY.

- NO, LOOK, LOOK.
- FOUR WORDS.

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

SHALL I BOOK YOU FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?