YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

THEN IT CUTS TO JAMES - ROGER MOORE -
AND, YES, HE'S WITH A LADY.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

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OK, EITHER THAT OR THE FINGERPRINTS, EH?

I'VE OFTEN WONDERED, RIGHT,

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.

I'VE NOT THOUGHT IT THROUGH, LYNN.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

- HEY, I'VE GOT ANOTHER.
- FOUR WORDS.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

A DAY UPON WHICH MR AL CAPONE

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POLO NECK?
BALLS OUT OF THE BATH ON THIS ONE.

REMEMBER THE BREATHING TECHNIQUES
FROM TAPE ONE. PLEASE RELAX,

- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- I GO TO COFFEE SHOP.

I WON'T BE ON IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE I'M DOING
LATES NOW, SO I DON'T COME ON TILL TWO O'CLOCK.