THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

BILL.

- HE THINKS HE'S ROD STEWART!
- YOUR ROAD SAFETY VIDEO'S DOING WELL.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MENO...MENOPAU...
OOH, JILL, YOU KNOW YOUR ONIONS!

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

I LOVE FAMILIES.
I USED TO HAVE ONE, BUT IT LEFT ME.

- WITH THE EGG...
- TOO CLOSE TO THE BEANS.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

IT'S A SURPRISE.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

I'LL GIVE YOU 200.
THAT'S A PONY AND A BAG OF HOOVES.

- I'LL HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.

- I'LL GET THE DRINKS.
- AAH!

AND EVEN HARDER TO... WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?

- NO BODIES UNDER THERE, I HOPE!
- WHAT?

IT'S A BIT LIKE DOING MY RADIO SHOW THIS, ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE". BYE!

(LAUGHS)

"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"