YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

- DO YOU LIKE MINI KIEV'S?
- I LOVE THEM, BUT MY WIFE'S VEGETARIAN.

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOU
THAT "BAD SLAGS" BOOK YOU ASKED FOR.

I'VE GOT IT ALL HERE. IT'S HILARIOUS.

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE? THE BED'S READY.

I'VE CALMED DOWN NOW.

IT JUST SAYS, "TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN".

KEEP THE DEMONS AT BAY.

THESE ARE NICE. GOT A NICE KIND OF GLOSSY FINISH.

HE CAN'T GET A RECORD DEAL.
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, CHRISTIAN...LE VAUX.

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

IF WE SET IT UP NOW,
THEN MICHAEL CAN PRESS THE BUTTON TO LET YOU GO.

# SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN

I WAS A BIT BORED

AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.

- SKIPJACK SONJA IN BRINE.
- AND I CAN VISIT WHENEVER I WANT?

SOD OFF!