COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
ALAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TALK
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?
YOU BLONDE BASTARD...FROM THE FUTURE.
I DON'T BECAUSE I USE LYNX AFRICA.
REALLY BIG BOUNCE RIGHT OVER
AND I LAND ON MY FEET.
LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.
DO YOU FANCY BEING MY CO-EATER LADY?
THAT'S IT.
(MUSIC STOPS)
I CAN SEE A LOT OF VERY EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES
AHEAD FOR YOU.
- YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM?
- NO,
IF WE SET IT UP NOW,
THEN MICHAEL CAN PRESS THE BUTTON TO LET YOU GO.
THIS ONE'S A BAPTIST.
LYNN'S BEING SUBMERGED THIS WEEK, FOR HER SINS.
HE THINKS THAT AFTER DEATH THERE IS NOTHING.
(STEVE) CUT! OK, STICK HIM IN THE AMBULANCE.
I KNOW. THIS HAS PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.
YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.
THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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