GOODNIGHT.

A-HA!

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

- HE LOOKS QUITE NICE.
- THE DEVIL CAN TAKE MANY FORMS.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE.

LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

OH, LET'S FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS!

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

OOH!

- WITH THE EGG...
- TOO CLOSE TO THE BEANS.

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

TELL YOU WHAT AMUSES ME, MICHAEL,
IS WHEN PEOPLE CRITICISE MY BOOK

THANK YOU.