IT'S NOT
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T DECIDED ON THE TILES YET.

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

YES! THEN I WENT TO CARAVAN
AND CHUCKED OUT THE TAX WOMAN.

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

VERY MALTY.

- WHAT'S HER NAME?
- IT'S A HE.

- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.

UM...

TOM SPOTLEY? WHEN?

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

CAN I JUST EXPLAIN?
I WAS TYING TO ACCESS "DRIVING MISS DAISY".

(HE LAUGHS)

I DON'T WANT TO EAT AN INTESTINE
OR A CHICKEN HEART ON A MINI MUFFIN.

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

IT'S JUST SOME PEOPLE
FIND WHAT YOU SAID A BIT RACIST.

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,