SO THE LAST THING HE DID WAS AN ACT OF KINDNESS.

ALAN!

YES, I DO.

- # KEEP IT TURNING... #
- I COULD PRETEND TO BE YOUR WIFE.

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

- FIRST YEAR OVER.
- YEAH.

OR IF YOU LIKE TO DEVELOP THE IDEA,
70 PAST FOUR.

(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?

CHRIS!

YEAH, HE WAS.
I ACTUALLY THINK HE WAS A BIT SIMPLE.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

- WHAT PART OF BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

# TO PAINT HIS MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTICK CATS AND DOGS #

CAN I SEE THAT LIST?
I WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.