IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

THE SKIRT THING ROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED.

- SHE'S AN AMAZING WOMAN.
- MY GRANDFATHER WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR.

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

ALL I NEED NOW IS A SHOTGUN.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IF THEY HAD THEMSELVES
PROPER JOBS TO GAN TO, THEY WOULDN'T DO IT.

SORT OF LIKE OPERATION BRAVO 2-O.

WE'VE HAD SEVERAL CALLS
DURING THE LAST FEW HOURS

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

I WONDER WHO GOT THE POWER PACK.

JED, I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.

(MUSIC)

BEN?

- THESE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS OF BONO?
- STILL ON THAT?

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

- HAWK. HAWKEYE.
- ALBATROSS, BAT.