I COULD THROW MYSELF OFF THE TOP OF YOU
IF I GET DEPRESSED AGAIN!

RIGHT, RIGHT.

HE'S NECKING WITH HER. HE SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO GO, LOVE. SOMETHING'S COME UP!"

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.

- NO.
- GOOD. THIS IS LYNN.

WOULD YOU BE PRONE TO TEMPTATION LIKE ADAM?

BRAVEHEART... AND, OF COURSE, YOURSELF.

PETER? HE'S JUST REVAMPED
NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

SO WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER, THEN?

THEY'VE ASKED ME TO TAKE OVER
TONY'S JOB AS CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR.

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

- YOU'RE AWAY WITH THE HELICOPTERS.
- LIKE "MASH". THAT BEGINS WITH AN "M".

- YES, MARVELLOUS.
- THIS BOX ARRIVED FOR YOU.

- AND DO YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?
- NO, I DO IT ALONE.

IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.