I HAVE. I'M DOING "NORFOLK NIGHTS"
AND I'VE GOT A SHOW...

I'VE GOT TO POP UP TO CHORISTERS
AND GET THE PA.

WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM IN UNDESIRABLE AREAS.

ALISON, YOU ARE A LADY.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE UNPLEASANT...

OH, ABOUT. SORRY, SOMETIMES IT'S DIFFICULT
TO UNDERSTAND THE GEORDIE...PEOPLE.

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

- GO ON.
- I PICKED UP THESE BROCHURES FOR THE NEW METRO.

WITH A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!

DON'T CRY, EARS!
YOU'RE ON THE SIDE OF A LOVELY HEAD!

I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO UNDERSTAND
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN,

..ABOUT 3OO.

OF COURSE, TAPE MEASURES
IN THOSE DAYS WERE VIEWED WITH SUSPICION.

COMPLETELY WIPED OUT.

IT'S ALL FALLEN INTO PLACE NOW, THOUGH, HASN'T IT?

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

TWO THINGS.

TOUCH MY THIS.

I AM TECHNICALLY A GUEST
AND YOU FAILED TO CONTROL ME.