IT'S GOT 8,OOO VIEWERS.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.

WE OUGHT TO CALL IT "OUR HOUSE".

YES.
(KNOCKING)

YOU DON'T LIKE METEOR
BECAUSE THEY MAKE WET T-SHIRT VIDEOS.

NO. I ONLY WATCHED IT FOR FIVE MINUTES.
THE REMOTE CONTROL WAS CONFUSING.

I BRING AN ELEMENT OF HUMOUR.

- THAT WAS A LOW POINT.
- THESE TAX PEOPLE CAN STAY INDEFINITELY.

WHAT A VIDEO,

- "TOSSER"?
- NO.

HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND I THINK
HE SAW PEOPLE BEING BLOWN UP...

AND THIS IS BLUE OYSTER CULT
FROM THE ALBUM "AGENTS OF FORTUNE".

- WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT SNAZZY CARDIGAN?
- I JUST THREW IT ON.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO.
- GO, GO, GO, GO.

YEAH. POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

DID YOU HEAR FROM DOLMIO
ABOUT MY PASTA GRAVY SAUCE?