182 DAYS IN A TRAVEL TAVERN!

- I LOVE THE BEATLES.
- YEAH. SO DO I.

BASICALLY, TERRESTRIAL TV IS A DEAD DUCK,
AND WHO WATCHES A DEAD DUCK?

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?

- WANT A GLASS OF WINE?
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CHEERS.

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.

GERRY ADAMS LOOKS LIKE A DEPUTY HEADMASTER

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

- THEN THE CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY GREW WORSE?
- YEAH.

YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT HE MADE THAT JOKEY
REMARK DOESN'T MEAN HE SENT YOU THE CARD.

HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED YOUR CRACKLING?

- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.

NO. THERE'S NO NEGOTIATION.

LYNN, BIGAMISTS HAVE SEVERAL IDENTITIES.

- SUSAN, COULD I TAKE FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, OF COURSE.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, VERY BUSY.

- YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW, MR PARTRIDGE.
- I'LL BE HONEST, I'M PRETTY CURIOUS.