TRUCKFEST. IT'S COMING TO IPSWICH!

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

- TO KEEP YOU OUT, YOU THIEF!
- YOU WHAT?

JURASSIC PARK!

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.

(JED) TEA'S UP.

AFTER BUYING THE RIGHTS TO K-9,
THE ROBOT DOG FROM "DR WHO".

- DID YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE.
- YES, THANK YOU.

- HAS HE GIVEN YOU ANOTHER SERIES?
- NO, HE WON'T GIVE ME ONE.

AND LET IT SLOSH ROUND MY SYSTEM,
DISPENSING THE COFFEE.

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.

THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.

IT'S JUST AN ARMY SAYING. GIVE US ANOTHER ONE.

HA-HA. YOU DAFT RACIST!

- DO YOU MIND IF I BRING MY GUITAR?
- I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF AREA.