ANOTHER WAY OF LOOKING AT IT IS
PEOPLE LIKE THEM, LET'S MAKE SOME MORE OF THEM.

WE'RE NOT MAKING A JAMES BOND MOVIE.

WASH?

"TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN SMITH."
WHO'S HE? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

NO. "WAR OF THE WORLDS." GUESS THE TUNE.

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

(CHEERS)

MOBILE PHONE NOT HURT TOO MUCH. IS ONLY SMALL.

- SORRY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED, ALAN!

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

AND FROM 1993 MANUFACTURERS HAVE BEEN LEGALLY
OBLIGED TO LABEL THEM "CRAB-FLAVOURED" STICKS.

- NO. I'D SAY, "YOU LOOK VERY NICE."
- EXACTLY. YOU'D SAY, "YOU LOOK NICE, JOHN."

- EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- JUST A BIT OF TUMMY TROUBLE.

OK. BYE. BYE.

YOU'VE COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
TO TELL ME ABOUT A WALNUT GEAR KNOB?

I'VE BEEN WANTING A WORD WITH YOU ABOUT LYNN.
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TREAT HER.