- I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS.
- RIGHT.

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

DID YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
OR COUSINS OVER WHILE YOU WERE THERE?

HOT TOPIC!

SHE'S NOT MY WIFE! I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

THANK YOU.

I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

- I'LL GO FOR THE HEAD.
- I'M THE TERMINATOR!

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

SINCE THE '80S.

SHALL I BOOK YOU FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?

I HAVE POPPED OUT AGAIN.

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

WHY HAVE YOU GOT BISCUITS
SELLOTAPED TO YOUR FACE?

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR A MAN...

IT'S 1 A.M.

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

SUE FROM PASTON WANTS TO SIT DOWN
WITH HOTPOT AND RED CABBAGE