YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

ERROR TWO..

YES. HE HAD A SECOND-CLASS
HONOURS DEGREE IN MEDIA STUDIES

- NO.
- GOOD.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO, JUST ASK.

A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

- THE VERY SAME.
- HE'S GOT A HEART OF GOLD.

AND WE DO THAT IN TWO AREAS -

THEN IT CUTS TO JAMES - ROGER MOORE -
AND, YES, HE'S WITH A LADY.

I'M DYING TO HEAR YOUR IDEAS
FOR THE FIREPLACE CONFERENCE.

- HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
- YEAH.

- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.

MAKE SURE I DON'T SINK THE BOAT
AND DROWN EVERYONE LIKE A BIG TWIT.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE. DRINK?