(KNOCK)

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

YOU'RE SEXY.

YOU WANT ME TO BE GOOD LITTLE SHUT-UP SONJA? ZIP!

- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.

IF WE NEED SOMEONE TO TALK
ABOUT WORKING IN A PETROL STATION, I'LL BE ONTO YOU.

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

SORRY IT'S A BUILDING SITE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE A HAT HARD ON.

THAT'S VEY GOOD.

IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?

I'D LOVE TO FLY A HELICOPTER.
THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

(ROCK MUSIC)

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

OH, SCARY IRISH MAN!