- IS THIS MAKING YOU FEEL BETTER?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

(MUSIC - "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM")

- NO.
- I GOT DIVORCED, YOU KNOW.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO DISCONNECT IT?
- YES.

COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.

THEN GO FOR A LOVELY LAMB LUNCH IN WINDSOR,

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

- DO YOU WANT A CUP?
- THANK YOU.

A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WAS DOING
A CORPORATE FOR ALLIED DUNBAR,

WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.

ALAN!

- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.

WHEN A COWBOY HAS AN ARROW FIRED AT HIM,
HE HEARS NOTHING.