(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

- DID HE LEAVE A FIRST NAME?
- NO.

DO YOU WANT A LIFT TO THE CAB RANK?

SHALL I LEAVE THAT?

(HE MUTTERS)

R-E-O SPEEDWAGON.

- WHAT'S RUDE ABOUT A BODY?
- TITS?

THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

BRILLIANT STORY TO TELL.
I WAS IN THE COFFEE SHOP WHERE I WORK.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

# AND A GOLDEN GIRL

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

DO BE CLEAN.
THERE'S A BIG COARSE TOWEL ON THE RADIATOR.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.