SEND HIM INTO A CUBICLE WITH MAGAZINES?

THIS COOKERY BOOK WOULDN'T BE MUCH USE TO ME!

I'VE GOT A CLEAN LICENCE.

- DO YOU WANT ONE?
- YEAH.

IF YOU SLICED THAT UP, YOU'D HAVE MOST OF
THE WORK SURFACE FOR A POGGENPOHL KITCHEN.

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

I LOVE BRAVE PEOPLE.
SIR DONALD CAMPBELL. EVEL KNIEVEL.

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S ONLY 33.

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.

- LYNN!
- COME AND SIT DOWN FOR GIN RUMMY.

OH, GOD! UM...

I WON'T BE ON IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE I'M DOING
LATES NOW, SO I DON'T COME ON TILL TWO O'CLOCK.

A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

- A-HA!
- GOD!