- CHRIS...
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

- A NAKED JOG ACROSS THE LANDING.
- WHAT IF YOU'VE GOT GUESTS?

IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT 'CAUSE...

..ON THE A146 JUST PAST LONDON.

NO, THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR-FETCHED.

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

I WILL REMEMBER. THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE
I TOOK SOME POT AND I WAS BRIEFLY MINDLESS.

(ALAN) DON'T WORRY, LYNN, I'LL PLAY IT DOWN.

TIE A JACK TO YOU. YOU'D SINK LIKE A STONE.

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

CHAMPION!

IF I SQUEEZE IT, A JET OF MOLTEN BRAMLEY APPLE
IS GOING TO SQUIRT OUT.

I DON'T WANT TO GO OFF ANYWHERE.

GOOD EVENING.

(SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT)
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.

..MOST TIMES. THANKS.

- HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.
- LIKE DR PEPPER?